Thursday, August 16, 2007

5 thingie-ma-bobs

Bitter Betty stole this from someone and then I stole it from her. Woohoo for the five-fingered discount!!

5 THINGS ABOUT LIL OLE ME

Five favorite days of the year

1. My birthday - Even though as I get older it gets less exciting, it's still MY DAY DAMMIT.
2. Christmas - Just another chance for all those that love me to give me presents. It's really my gift to the world to receive gifts gracefully.
3. All Hallow's Eve - One of these days I am going to throw the coolest costume party EVER.
4. Easter - Coloring eggs is just too much fun.
5. Vacation days - Just cause I'm not at work when I'm supposed to be.

Five things I watched this week
1. Big Brother - Evil Dick banging on a pot lid with a spoon was the funniest thing I have seen on TV in a long time. PRINCESS!
2. Big Love - Polygamy is really interesting, but so not for me.
3. Rock of Love - Brett Michals is kinda hot in a disgusting, dirty rockstar way.
4. Rescue Me - One of the best shows on TV. Dennis Leary is amazingly wrong.
5. Taboo - People do some really crazy shit to their bodies. Damn.

Five things you don't want to do but should
1. Get my fat ass off the couch and moving. I realized yesterday I have zero cardiovascular capacity.
2. Clean my house and mow the grass. Both necessary evils that I curse every time I do them.
3. My actual job, instead of screwing around on my blog.
4. Eat better. Damn chocolate and it's evil pull on me.
5. Really, truly make a budget and stick to it. Not just half-ass it.

Five things you want to learn
1. A foreign language
2. How to do amazing hair and make-up
3. How to sew
4. How to weld
5. Take apart a carburetor

Five animals you've had as or have pets who impacted you
1. Precious Diva Angel - Yorkshire Terrier - I've never known a dog with so much personality
2. My goats - Heidi and Nicki. Did you know a goat will do anything for a Frito?
3. Sunny - The best horse in the world.
4. Turtles - Not very cuddly. It was then I realized I'm not too big on reptiles.
5. Lucy Goo - my weechawa. She shows me the true meaning of unconditional love everyday.

Five favorite pieces of clothing
1. My black and white polka dot dress.
2. My jean Capri's.
3. My new black bra that makes my boobies look so damn good.
4. My handbag and shoe collection.
5. My pajamas.

Five things you enjoy in the summer
1. Sun tea
2. Sitting on porch
3. Watching my dogs play in backyard
4. BBQ's
5. Riding in the car with the sunroof open at night

Five foods you won't eat
1. Mushrooms - They are fungus that grows from poop. Nuff said.
2. Fish. I cannot get past the smell. I will eat crab legs though, go figure.
3. Tofu. I am a meatatarian.
4. Snails, bugs, fish eggs, etc. We are an evolved society, we no longer need to eat that kinda stuff.
5. Anything I can't identify or pronounce cause that's just stupid.

Five things that are not where they belong
1. My dirty dishes. They should be in the dishwasher instead of the sink, but I've been sick dammit.
2. The gift certificates I got last year cause I have no CLUE where they are.
3. My brain. I damn sure can't get it to work today.
4. My dad. He was supposed to be here for vacation 2 weeks ago and still hasn't left yet.
5. My bank account. I gotta go with Betty on this one and say it needs a lot more zeros.

You are given $50,000 to give to 5 people as $10,000 cash gifts, who and why
1. T.V. so she can invest in her new business as a pro photographer and take many more beautiful pictures.
2. A.H. so she can get herself out of debt once and for all and buy that Mickey pendant she was drooling over the other night.
3. My pops so he can get his retirement business going and make some money.
4. My mama cause she needs to take a luxury vacation.
5. And me. Cause I have debt to pay. And once that is gone I can save up for 58 Chevy dammit. And I am a damn worthy cause.