Friday, January 25, 2008

Vanity Fair

What is your current state of mind?
A lil bit sleepy, a lil bit anxious, a lil bit excited.

What is your greatest extravagance?
My corset.

What is your greatest fear?
Heights. I've had a panic attack on the second floor of the mall before.

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Lying.

What do you consider the most over rated virtue?
Virginity. Religion.

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I'd be better with money.

What is the quality you most like in a man?
Strong arms.

What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Soft curves.

What words or phrases do you most over use?
Fuck. Shut the fuck up.

What talent would you most like to have?
I'd love to sing better.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
Right now, my dogs. I haven't met Mr. Right yet.

Where would you like to live?
In an old Victorian house close to the beach.

What is your favorite occupation?
Naughty Secretary.

What is your most treasured possession?
My dogs.

Who is your favorite writer?
Maya Angelou

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Odd Thomas.

Who are your heroes in real life?
My grandma.

What do you most value in your friends?
Loyalty. Honesty.

What is your most marked characteristic?
Kindness.

How would you like to die?
Peacefully.

What is your motto?
If I'm not always happy, that doesn't mean I'm doing something wrong. It means I'm doing something real.

Monday, January 21, 2008

What Tiger Beat asked the Monkees

How would your mother describe you in one word?
Complex (I actually asked her and it took her 5 minutes to decide. What does that mean?)

What is your favorite flower?
Tulips

What is the most insane question you have ever been asked?
This one

What word in the English language do you wish you invented?
Fuck (It's everyone's favorite curse word)

Where would you like to live?
In an old Victorian style house or a Spanish hacienda near a beach

What is the first quote that comes to your mind?
"I used to be Snow White...but I drifted." - Mae West

What animal best describes the kind of guy you would be interested in?
Lion

What do you miss about your childhood?
Innocence

If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Violet

What is the main fault in your character?
I like broken boys

Who is your favorite historical figure?
WWII wives. They supported their men from afar, kept the home fires burning, and worked their asses off in factories to keep this country running. They really were the greatest generation.

Describe how you kiss in one word.
Soft

If you met the right guy today and he proposed tomorrow, what would you say?
Yes. Why wait? My grandparents knew each other 13 days before the got married and they were married over 50 years.

What in the world do you least desire?
Richard Simmons

Why do you think most guys date you?
I have great T&A and a willingness to please.

Finish this sentence “Happiness is a thing called…”
Horsepower.