I miss my English Villain

A typical email exchange with the English Villain...

Me: Purple

EV: Throbbing

Me: Quivering

EV: Ribbed

Me: Pleasure

EV: Arousal

Me: Hard

EV: Erect

Me: Penetrating

EV: Hole

Me: Filled

EV: Juicy

Me: Wet

EV: Succulent

Me: Taste

EV: Delicious

Me: Satisfaction

I miss my favorite Brit. Come out and play again won't you?