I miss my English Villain

A typical email exchange with the English Villain...

Me: Purple

EV: Throbbing

Me: Quivering

EV: Ribbed

Me: Pleasure

EV: Arousal

Me: Hard

EV: Erect

Me: Penetrating

EV: Hole

Me: Filled

EV: Juicy

Me: Wet

EV: Succulent

Me: Taste

EV: Delicious

Me: Satisfaction

I miss my favorite Brit. Come out and play again won't you?

You're Not The Only One

So I stumbled across a new blog that you may have noticed has been added to the blogroll called He Loves Me Not. Sarah is a 20-something single woman on a quest for love. I relate to a lot of what she says being a 20-something single woman myself. It's like we are on the same up and down rollercoaster of love. So when Sarah posted about a book she is supporting I was all eyes. I have put in a submission for the book and hope that if you have something to say that you will as well. This is a wonderful way to feel a part of something bigger. Check it out:

http://peacharse.blogspot.com/2008/02/youre-not-only-one_10.html

Gone too soon

I heard the news today that a friend's son had passed away. I could not have been more shocked at the news. This young man bravely served our country twice in Iraq and came home in one piece. Unfortunately, the scars he carried were not visible. The atrocities he witnessed in the Middle East were etched permenently to his soul. Once a care free and loving man became a dark and depressed shell. Only a fellow soldier could ever understand what our men and women go through to defend us. It costs them and their families dearly in a hundred different ways. They deserve to be honored for all they have VOLUNTEERED to do. They deserve the same compassion and understanding that we would extend to a victim of 9/11, crime, or war. We should take the time to say thank you everyday to those that are away from their homes to protect ours. There should be no soldier that does not get a letter from home or a thank you for their service. Whether or not you agree with the reasons they are there is irrelevant. They are there. They are there for you and me. They are being wounded and killed and they need our support. Please take the time to write a letter, send an email, or just extend a hand of thanks.

And to my friend: I hope you have found the peace you so desperately needed. I am sorry that you will no longer be with us in body. I know you will always be with us in spirit.

Bah Lovebug

Valentine's Day sucks tremendously when you are single in a world of couples. It's everywhere! Hearts, stuffed animals, chocolate, flowers BAH LOVEBUG! I am not celebrating this year. Please do not ask me to be your Valentine. I'm too cranky to be a Valentine.

And to make things more pathetic I googled an ex last night only to find his band's music videos on youtube. And of course it has to be the song that's always made me cry so I cry even harder knowing that he has moved on and will have a special Valentine this year and I'll be sitting at home alone. Again.

For all you couples out there, happy and in love, I am happy for you. I truly am. I just want what you have. When will it be my turn?

Book 2

Walking In Circles Before Lying Down
by Merrill Markoe

I thought this was a cute, quick read. I finished it in two evenings (although it probaly could have been a Satuday afternoon read as well). I cried twice, which is something that books really don't do for me. I think it was due to the subject matter of a beloved dog though.

The story is about Dawn who is more then unlucky in love. Don't I know that feeling. After a string of bad husbands and bad boyfriends, Dawn finds a stray dog tied up in front of a store and left behind. She adopts this dog whose only identifier is the name on a tag, Swentzle. (Horrible name for a dog BTW, don't do it.) Swentzle gives her comfort and starts her on a path that includes house sitting for the quasi-famous and working at a vet's doggy daycare. After Swentzle leaves her life, she adopts a cute pitbull puppy named Chuck. It's during this time she is dating a loser that thinks dogs should sleep in the hallway. If a man ever came into my house demanding that my dogs sleep anywhere other then the bed where they have been sleeping their entire lives he would need to hit the road. My dogs were here before him and will be here after he's gone, yet I digress. After being dumped by said loser, Chuck (and all dogs) begin communicating with Dawn. (I wish this would happen to me!) Dawn's conversations with Chuck are hilarious. Chuck takes it upon himself to be the alpha and find Dawn a new man. Chuck also thinks that all problems can be solved by throwing the ball for him. Chuck and company's antics make for some funny moments. This was a fun book. I give it 8 out of 10.

So now everytime I'm feeling down and my pup puts her ball in my lap to play, I'll know she just wants me to smile. :)