Going to see The Reverend Horton Heat tonight

Maybe I'll find a guy with a Big Red Rocket Of Love and we'll have some Martini Time and he'll say, "Baby I'm Drunk". Then I might play with his Wiggle Stick and he'll make my Wildest Dreams come true Now, Right Now and when we're done we'll smoke a Crooked Cigarette. Then the next morning I'll Make Love again after some Tylenol cause my head hurts, so I'll want to Sue Jack Daniel's. Then he'll say, "I Could Get Used To This." And I tell him it would never work out because of his Bad Reputation and make my departure. After I'm gone the only thing he can say is, "Where In The Hell Did You Go With My Toothbrush?"