Yes, this is my job.

I am cutting out paper turkeys to hid around my department for a Thanksgiving scavenger hunt. Each turkey (or decoy) has a silly saying on the back. Here is what I came up with (and may I say it is damn hard to find things that rhyme with turkey):

Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque,
Found yourself smack dab in Turkey!

The waters were murky,
Waded through and found a turkey!

You may be odd, a bit quirky,
But you still found yourself a turkey!

Crack a smile and get perky,
You found yourself a turkey!

You're no jerky,
You found a big fat turkey!

You need better luck,
Cause all you found was this duck!

Take a lick and keep on tickin',
All you found was this chicken!