This Is Nucking Futs

Officials Wednesday announced a peanut butter recall due to the possibility of salmonella contamination now affects our state.

The Peanut Corporation is voluntarily recalling peanut butter produced in its Blakely, Georgia facility. However, none of the peanut butter was sold directly to consumers through retail stores. Instead it's usually sent in bulk for to certain institutions.

It's usually under the labels "King Nut" and "Parnell's Pride."

Ok, really? King Nut? Seriously? Who would eat that? I find that name to be extraordinarily funny. Maybe it's that juvenile sense of humor, but I just seriously laughed til I cried after reading this.